Oucchhh!! Snake in Toilet Bites Man’s P*nis....see here:

Animals in the most unusual of places. First, a cow killed a man in Brazil after falling through his bedroom roof. Now, a non- venomous snake biting a man’s prick during the call of nature. The Times of Israel confirmed that a 35-year resident of that country was visiting his parents in the town of Nofit when a snake hiding in the toilet crept up and bit him on the P*nis. Fortunately for the victim, the animal was not venomous and he was certified to be fine after some time under doctor supervision. “There will undoubtedly be bite marks on the area in question,” a representative from Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center said, per Australia’s Daily Telegraph. My best guess is every man who read this story just crossed his legs and winked in sympathetic pain.